had just eaten KFC and I had to fart, so I cupped my hand around my butthole to scoop the fart into my nose, as usual. But to my dismay, I released the most vile, gut-wrenching shit I had ever taken, directly onto my right hand. It was late at night, and I didn't quite realize that my hand was dripping with forbidden chocolate. I went to scoop the 'fart' into my nose, and got a face full of feces. I vomit immediately, my face still covered in shit. My mom walks in and sees me, vomiting, covered in shit, and starts sobbing. She falls to the floor and starts shaking. I reach out to comfort her, but end up smearing shit on her shoulder. She sees it and starts vomiting too. My dad rushes in and, seeing the current situation, blames in on those damned liberals. He walks out, but by the time he left, he was soaked in vomit. My room was an aquarium of shit and vomit. My shit covered mom died of drowning. Atleast my room was cleaner than the KFC we ate at.
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